Bail Out

I do not owe millions. I have not invested badly nor have I made bad loans. My credit could use some help (hey, I went to college) and selfishly, I want a new car but I do not need one. All I am asking for is 20 grand. Mr. Bush, if you can give BILLIONS away, how about adding an extra bundle of Ben Franklins to the pile for me? Yeah, I did not vote for you but c'mon now, you shouldn't hold a grudge. Some of the money will go to my boys' school fund and some will go to my house fund...see, it will be our own little mortgage bailout plan all on its own!
How about Mr. Bush? I'm good for it.